Dreams, Schemes and Putting Greens

Summary
Joel is to be the at Holling and Shelly's wedding, but his mind is on helping Maurice sell the Alaskan Riviera to two Japanese businessmen in hopes of becoming the attending physician and playing  at their proposed.

Plot
In an effort to expand the of Cicely, Maurice drives in two  s in his convertible. On the trip in, he is espousing the virtues of Alaska, and Cicely in general, to Masuto, who speaks no English, and Chiba, who acts as a. However, the ride causes Masuto to get sick, and Maurice takes him in to see Dr. Fleischman.

In Joel's office, Shelly is being examined for sickness. Since she missed her last two, she took a , and discovered that she is pregnant. However, the examination is cut short as Maurice rushes Masuto in. Maurice tells Joel of their plan to build s and s in Cicely, and Joel offers his services as an, in exchange for the opportunity to partake of the life. This business relationship between Maurice and Joel is one of the weaker plots, and is made more difficult to watch because of Maurice's inherent dislikability. Also, Joel is seen again as a self-serving opportunist, undermining any emotional growth previously seen.

At The Brick, Maggie advises Shelly on how to tell Holling of her pregnancy, and Holling responds with shock, but decides to so that the child will have a father. Maurice hears of the proposal, and the pregnancy, and his old is renewed, since he originally brought Shelly to Cicely, where she fell in love with Holling. Later that evening, Maurice and Joel are entertaining Chiba and Masuto at Maurice's house, but Maurice begins agonizing over Shelly, and unintentionally insults the Japanese investors by his blunt comments. Obviously, he is a little, and Joel desperately tries to salvage the evening, finally finding common ground with the investors via golf.

The next day, Ed and his friends are laying out in a field to create a makeshift golf course. Maggie shows up, visibly upset at the artificiality of the course, but Joel ignores her, lost in thoughts of s and s. Maggie informs Joel that since he is Shelly's, she has picked him to be the. Maggie herself has been named, and Chris will perform the ceremony (since he became ordained by answering a in the back of ). Maggie tells Joel to ask Maurice to at the wedding, but Joel knows that Maurice will refuse.

At the ceremony the following day, not only does Maurice not show up, but neither does Holling. Maggie yells at Joel for not keeping track of Holling, but Shelly accepts his absence as a sign that he doesn't want to marry her, and runs off.

On the following day, Holling shows up at the Brick in his outfit, and Shelly starts throwing  at him. Holling eventually ends up in Joel's office with a cut above his right eye, and explains to Joel how the men in his family have always lived over one hundred years, while their wives have always died early. As a result, he never wanted to marry, fearing that his wife would die earlier as a result. Joel convinces Holling to explain this to Shelly, and the wedding is rescheduled.

Shelly shows up at Maurice's house later that night, to Maurice's surprise and delight. Although she came to try to convince Maurice to sing at the wedding, he thinks that she showed up to take him back. He begins coming on to her, and Shelly is insulted. Maurice finally kicks Shelly out but, right after, Chiba and Masuto prepare to leave. As Maurice stands dazed at this turn of events, Masuto speaks in perfect English, telling him to sing at the wedding. The investors depart, and Maurice is left alone.

At the wedding, Maggie and Joel are having their usual arguments, and Maurice is singing, a little grudgingly. As Chris is about to close the ceremony, Holling pulls Shelly outside, saying that he loves her, but doesn't want to marry her, because of his s' luck with women. Shelly agrees, and they kiss and leave.

That night, Joel is in his office, away from the wedding celebration on the phone with his finacee Elaine. Maurice comes in to tell him that the investment deal is off and Joel tells Elaine he will call her right back. Maurice continues that the golf course is starting to and then leaves. Joel tries to call Elaine back, but gets only her. This is the first sign that something may be wrong back in. The ending is rather bleak, as is the episode as a whole.

Quotes
Joel: You up here for some specific reason, or was it a little slow in the today? Ed: No, they're about the same as always.

Joel: Chris is ordained? Maggie: He answered a on the back of .

Shelly: (to Holling) You may think that because you're so much older than me you know more about the world. Well in some cases that may be. But I read s! I watch ! I know how people are supposed to treat each other.

Ruth-Anne: That's the most beautiful non-ceremony I ever saw.

Music

 * Overture from 
 * "" by
 * "Get Your Life" by Livingston
 * "" by (performed by  on Ausgerechnet Alaska, the German soundtrack, but as an organ instrumental on the show)
 * "" by (performed by  on Ausgerechnet Alaska)
 * "" by
 * "" from 
 * "" by

Trivia

 * Shelly's age is established as 18.
 * Shelly's father, Gorman Tambo (establishes her last name) is 38 and a . Her Uncle Bart and Aunt Louise did not come with him because they had to stay at the because it was the middle of a.
 * Shelly when she was 14.
 * Holling was born in the as an . His father died at 104, grandfather at 106, mother at 42, and grandmother at 44.
 * Chris was ordained via a in  magazine.
 * Maurice was one of the s for the.
 * According to Joel, Chris does an.
 * According to deForest(?), "Jewels, up on the Kayak River" (who Chris takes a call from on-air to find out where Holling is) was established in a previous episode.